Watch “What's This? (Caverna: The Cave Farmers Parody),” a board game video for Caverna: The Cave Farmers from ambierona on BoardGameVideo.
Description provided by ambierona on YouTube:
This is a parody of What's This? (from The Nightmare Before Christmas) about the board game Caverna: The Cave Farmers.
Backing Track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aza32tLXxIs
Lyrics:
What’s this? What’s this?
There’s options everywhere
What’s this?
There’s actions left to spare
What’s this?
It’s so hard to decide
I think I’ll place my
Worker on that space right there
What’s this?
What’s this? What’s this?
There’s so much here to do
What’s this?
The resources accrue
What’s this?
The cards are filled with
Gathering, exploring
Everything is good for scoring
This can’t possibly be boring
What is this?
What’s this?
There’s oh, so many choices
Instead of just one spot
They’re asking me to choose but
My decision needs some thought
There’s sheep and donkey farming
And supplies you get with growth
You wish for kids or dwelling or
An urgent wish for both
Oh, look
What’s this?
They excavate a big
Abyss
And now they will go mine
Some ore
They’re gathering enough to go blacksmithing
Now they’re ready to explore
What’s this?
What’s this?
Right here
You can go slash and burn
Oh dear
Or just go build a fence
And which?
Decide to have a meadow or a field
The crops this turn will have high yield
And there’s a space for player one
So, now, I place my workers down
This is so fun
This is so fun
Oh, so much room to use my wits
What’s this?
Oh my, what now?
There’s caverns for a build
But look
With chambers they’ll get filled
And dogs
And cows you get from ruby trading
Or invading
Many little options here
To choose for player actions
What’s this?
The farming is so peaceful
And adventuring is long
You bring back wood, stone, livestock, and
Then make your weapon strong
And when a space you wanted
Has another player there
Just go for imitation
It’s the same thing, don’t despair
The board astounds
There’s so much and so many rounds
I’ve never had such fun before
Excitement deep inside of me is building up
I simply cannot get enough
I want it, oh, I want it, oh
I want it right this day
I’ve got to play
I’ve got to play
What is this game that I prefer?
What is this?
Cave Farmers, hmm...