How to Play Stonk Market

About Stonk Market, from BoardGameGeek:

Everyone knows that line goes up. Will you be left with the most valuable stocks after a chaotic day of exchanges? Stonk Market is a real-time trading game where you YOLO into company stocks like Blammo or Chatterfly. At the same time, watch out for the ever-shifting Stonk Exchange, which will dictate the stock that's worth negative points at the end! Will the Glitch & Co stock take you to the moon or will you FOMO into a negative company? This game for wrinkly brains only! -description from the publisher