How to play Little Tavern (in 5 minutes!)

About Little Tavern, from BoardGameGeek:

In Little Tavern, you want to seat people - um, beings - at your table who will leave valuable tips, but you don't know who will show up when... To set up, place a table in front of each player, then mix all the cards - customers and scrolls - face down on the table in a jumbled pile. On a turn, draw and reveal a card, then place it at any empty seat at any table. Romantics want to sit with one another; goblins want to sit with their leader; and nobles prefer to be on their own so that no one outshines their royalty. Scrolls serve as events. Once all the tables are full, score each player's tips, and after a certain number of rounds, whoever collected the most money wins.