How to play Calm Your Tits Card Game

About Calm Your Tits, from BoardGameGeek:

(A "tit" is a kind of bird in England and most of the cards depict them. Some with balls of bird food. One card has cats on it. The clear intention is adult sexual innuendo.) -user summary The aim of this titillating pairs game for very silly adults is to win all the cards or be the last tit standing! Players win cards for correctly shouting "Nice tits!" or "Tough tits!" when a matching pair shows, or for having the quickest hand action when the Fat Balls appear. Watch out when the Pussy Posse are on patrol...things could easily go tits up! -description from the publisher