HAPHAZARDS Gameplay Instructions

About Haphazards, from BoardGameGeek:

Haphazards is a hilarious card game for 3-8 players. Each round, one player encounters a dangerous hazard. The other players use their cards to attempt a rescue. The player with the best rescue wins. Can you defeat the Yeti with a banana, a circus tent, and a hampster? Can you cross a ravine with a bale of hay, a skateboard, and a jackalope? With 270 cards in the deck, the possibilities are endless! -description from the publisher