Boom Patrol review from @SmirkandDagger

About BOOM! Patrol, from BoardGameGeek:

Hello and welcome to the BOOMburg Battle Arena where the most celebrated tank crews have assembled for an all-out battle for gold & glory. So get ready to crush buildings, grab those power-ups and make things go BOOM! Choose your celebrity tank Captain, like Jonesy Ninelives of Crew Tomcat or Rosie Rhino of the Charging Armored - then outsmart, outmaneuver, and outblast your rivals in the ultimate arena battle. BOOM Patrol is a competitive tank battle game that plays like a mash-up of Mario Kart and Battlebots. Whether you Medal - or get blown into next week comes down to your strategic and tactical decisions. All in a game that cares more about fun than precision. 'Cause if it looks close enough, it's close enough to crush with 30 tons of treads and armor! Featuring an intuitive and innovative movement system, programmed command cards, asymmetric tank captain abilities, and videogame-like logic, this is just a blast to play. And with the toy-etic cardboard tanks, you will find yourself making tank noises as they rumble across the arena and turn their turrets with a "TINK, TINK, TINK," before firing. -description from the publisher