2023Torben Ratzlaff
- Videos
- 48
- Creators
- 38
1 - 4 players30 minLight weight

2024
Mainly how-to-play. All Hoomanz Are Dead is covered on BoardGameVideo.com by 3 reviews, 8 how-to-play guides, 2 recorded sessions, 2 unboxings, and 3 other videos.
From BoardGameGeek
All Hoomanz Are Dead is a cooperative dungeon-crawling adventure board game for 1-5 players ages 12+, where each person plays as a cybernetically enhanced animal against a common enemy called S.I.M.O.N., the ultimate Artificial Intelligence that turned against its creators and decimated the entire human scientists from a high-tech lab with a genetically engineered VIRUS. The game objective is to stop S.I.M.O.N. before time runs out, which requires players to cooperate, gain skills and equip the best weapons found throughout the game. The game lasts for about 1.5 hours of tension, action and adventure, as the board gets revealed piece by piece ("room" tiles), each step bringing a surprise consequence. Fight monsters, gather treasures, survive random events, but at all costs avoid allowing S.I.M.O.N. to take over the world! -description from the designer
All Hoomanz Are Dead has 18 videos from 4 creators: 3 reviews, 8 how-to-play guides, 2 playthroughs, 2 unboxings and 3 other videos. They date from 2023 to August 2025.
To learn the rules, start with "Preview How to Play All Hoomanz Are Dead" by Tabletop Gaming Guild, which runs 46 min.
For an opinion before you buy, start with "Meeple Mentor Reviews All Hoomanz Are Dead!!" by Meeple Mentor. 3 creators have reviewed it. To see it played, watch "All Hoomanz Are Dead Playthrough with Designer Victor Santoro on Tabletop Simulator" by Tabletop Gaming Guild, one of 2 playthroughs.
If you like it, try Beacon Patrol, The Everrain, Forbidden Jungle or Sub Terra, which share several of its mechanics.
2023Torben Ratzlaff
1 - 4 players30 minLight weight
2022Adam J Smith
1 - 4 players30 - 180 minHeavy weight
2023Matt Leacock
2 - 5 players45 minMedium weight
2017Tim Pinder
1 - 6 players60 minMedium weight
From BoardGameGeek:
All Hoomanz Are Dead is a cooperative dungeon-crawling adventure board game for 1-5 players ages 12+, where each person plays as a cybernetically enhanced animal against a common enemy called S.I.M.O.N., the ultimate Artificial Intelligence that turned against its creators and decimated the entire human scientists from a high-tech lab with a genetically engineered VIRUS. The game objective is to stop S.I.M.O.N. before time runs out, which requires players to cooperate, gain skills and equip the best weapons found throughout the game. The game lasts for about 1.5 hours of tension, action and adventure, as the board gets revealed piece by piece ("room" tiles), each step bringing a surprise consequence. Fight monsters, gather treasures, survive random events, but at all costs avoid allowing S.I.M.O.N. to take over the world! -description from the designer
Publisher
Self-published
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